You've been warned: "Although Bosch’s Paradise is undeniably a garden, and hell is a garden of a hideous sort, the Earthly garden is neither perfect, nor is it horrifying. It’s an amalgam of sorts. The garden we live in may be what we make of it: if your life is not sensual, pleasurable, or fruitful enough, you have just a moment of two to repair the situation, for one may not tarry in the Garden of Earthly Delights."